Hilarious! On phone with Police customer service

****Just for laughs

The Kenya Police have found a new and faster way of tackling crime. They are just a phone call after introducing the new customer service/ call centre.

Last night I called Kiambu police station to report a robbery.… next thing I heard was, "Welcome toKiambu CountyPolice Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Swahili press 2, for Kikuyu  press 3
Then I pressed 1… another voice came up….For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for ADF please hang up….Then I pressed 2, another voice came up….If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, timed bomb press 5, all of the above press 6…
Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6… another voice came up saying…. why are you still on the phone? be wise and run for your life.
shocked at the response, I quickly hanged up and took a boda boda LOL